Anger spouts

This is one very stupid and idiotic company, (but someone oily is trashier) forever spamming me and hope that I'll fall into one of their stupid plots. I implore all you innocent young ones out there, dont fall for these mother-fuckers' tricks. They will take the so called bank charges to remit the money to your account, and away they disappear into the molecules of the internet world. POOF* no trail of evidence left behind, along with all hard-earned money ! To hell with the award notification, they even called themselves, DELL. For that minuscule of a second, I thought I won a laptop, but no, after my clever senses poked me into place, I realised, it's all a SCAM.

Nothing good comes without a catch somewhere.

Recently I read from the newspaper, that this young malay boy was conned nearly 1K for a stupid iphone -_- he thought buying it from a nigerian seller online at $300+ is a good catch. So each time the nigerian asks for more money for this and that battery / servicing / postal charges, the poor malay boy sold his handphone, his playstation, borrowed money and ending up paying close to 1 K for nothing to that bloody nigerian conman.
How detestful.


Fuming ...




*pssst : Pj went Bali? How come no news one ah ?

Rant

These days had been gloooooomy.

I wasn't home these days, busy tuitioning those cousins of mine for their exams. I was expecting a parcel, but I expect it next week, like Monday. It contains possibly 60 items and no way am I going to carry it back from the stupid WULU post office at Serangoon's.

But it came on Saturday noon.
The post lady probably was too excited chopping her name on the slip instead of remembering to write down the parcel number. -_- so I have a slip which tells me to head down to the post office. NO. I will rant their heads off if they dont redeliver it to my house. Lao niang wont break nails to carry that huge box ok. Probably 6-8 kg hor. Tmr , i will rant rant rant to them. Grrrr.

Anyway, time for the third bottle of Hakubi. yay!

Ciao, a rainstorm's coming!

I wanted to update on my hk trip.. but distractions..

First night, and it was a crazy crazy bunch of loots I lugged back from the streets of Mongkok.
Random shot of some double imaging and exposure with me holga. Very very amateur, but trying, LAH.


--- suddenly i was distracted, like u know, ma chiam by the sound of a pure drop of water dropping gracefully into a pool of lard. ....

Seriously, who else can be as blind as a bat to not see that we are so much better looking than that oil based trash tranny buncha shit poo fart face. ( wah very long word ) Somewhere rings that some fuck face put up pics ! Omg, is that good enough to sue that fuck face? For slandering? Good Good, post up more, little .. no i mean huge oil barrel of pimpled face, lousy and sucky editing skills.. were that fella's fingers too oily to shift the mouse properly? Just hitting that twirly button, too much for your oil pores to bear? LOL. simi lan sai pi !

U cant even afford good upbringing. I mean, that's priceless.
U dont even have mother and father to teach you manners, and u still wanna exist in this world?

Come on lor, even orphans are much more well-mannered than you, this trash tranny fuck face. ! wahahahha. See whether u dare to put up your fucked oil face. Shine, BRING ON THE SHINE ! I wont stoop down to your level, even though I have pics of some oily shrew ( no that's too good a word ) oily trash bin garbage shithole face.. Enjoy looking at my , our loveliest complexion on your oil splattered screen la ok . No, u'll have to use greasepaper or yellow pages to wipe your screen first, that must have been blocking your oily genes - clogged eyeballs! WAHAHHAHAHA.

U horrid piece of rotten meat. Too bad u cant see our msn nick or Facebook nick. Awww.. I would love ( i dont think soo) to hear your oily burps and a mortified ( i mean ur face already looks like it belongs to the morgue ) oil pore pimple knn lanjiao face. U better go fix that rotten face before squirting your PUS ON EVERYONE ELSE. seriously, I think your mirror doesnt reflects at all. For the size of your house, get a hand held mirror if the rest are too big. NONO. Get magnifying glass, NONO.. those will reflect and burn once in contact in oil. Aiya. JUst eat oil blotters and die la.

Aww what satisfaction.
Lalalalala




**psst. MR MUSCLE TOTALLY DETESTED YOU. YOUR FACE IS such a challenge for his skills. I thought I saw you yesterday, U totally grossed me out.
Slapping you will even dirty my hands you fucking bitch.


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( must stop praising that 'IT' )

ok last satisfying post about that horrid shitpoooildisgustinghorridtranny(even trannies are prettier) fella 'IT' shit. ya. too bad, no one entertains that shit face anymore.

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Random updates

As we all turn older, wedding bells have been ringing all around us. Having just attended a blissful wedding of HY and Tim, now there are another 2 coming up. One of them is my buddy's ROM. Awwww. :) She's going to be married to this very nice guy, ( not mention very X10 rich ) and he dotes on her. It's all written all over his face. Blessings to you, my dearest budd!!!!

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Have been doing some designing recently, and some updates to my online shop(s).. will be creating another series of accessories soon. Working on my portfolio too. Multi-tasking has always been my forte :) 

For a record, my clothes hanger crashed on me again. The clothes' overflowing! Plans of a flea market has already been emailed, however the organiser hasn't get back to us yet. Too many clothes la, still new ones. No oil stains, or makeup stains because I also dont put wayang makeup and have like oil resources on my skin.. so no worries hor... lol! 

***why is there a stench lingering in my blog? Arrgh, has something oily been creeping around my blog again ? Sibei KPO one leh that 'IT', later I ask MR MUSCLE  ( brand of some unclogging detergent for OIL AND GREASE ) to get rid of that YOU ah. Not only the oil, but also the pus-filled pimples right down to the pus-filled pimpled toes. WAHAHAHAHAHA. Cant stop laughing at that oily grease filled creature because 'it' cant seem to realise that all 'it' pimples are the result of her self-produced OIL lubricant. WAHAHAHAHAH.... Maybe inside her ****y also got pimples, that goes 'pop!' 'pop!' when 'IT' tries to self satisfy. ...... ( ok here I go, praising that 'IT' again. stop stop. )  

**psst. MR MUSCLE just reported that 'IT''s oil, grease,crap and pimple pus cant be removed because it has been there since 'IT' 's birth. No one around 'IT' taught ' IT' to control the oil spill mah, so now fucking ugly, worse than shit. Maybe 'IT' has a secret hobby, it is to suck cock drink oil and suck cock ! WHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious till peng. But then again, who want to let 'IT' suck cock. Bloody hell oily until tripping everywhere. Somemore so wayang - ugly. See also scared. In the sunlight also can fry egg/ deep fry tempura already. Dont want, this kind of trashy cb lookalike knn cccccccccand oilllllyyyyy cb. Throw away feed dogs also they dont want. Poor 'IT' ...... no body teach ' IT' proper manners. awww. WAHAHAHAHA. ( why am I singing 'IT' praises again. cannot control lol.. )  

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A case of oil spill accident

To : the oil spill, the murderer of the duck, the culprit 'it' that came to my blog. Aww, How I wish I can tie you up and hang you upside down and drain u of oil before allowing you to stomp around so desirably. NOT.



picture taken from boston.com website


A misfortunate accident happened, and this is the result of oil spill.

I think some oily thing came and left its debris all over my blog. That 'it' dont even know how to save the earth and the animals. Poor passerby duck killed itself because the look of the 'it' was too horrendous. Errrrks. yucks.

* Give me a minute while i 'wipe' my blog. Too oily, I think this kind of oil have to be wiped away with special chemicals. Hopefully that oily ' thing ' isn't human,else it might need to change from using oil blotters to charkwayteow greaseproof paper.

Imagine, " Uncle, yi bao char kway teow, tapao, I want 10 layers of greaseproof paper EXTRA." Not add hums, but add layers of greaseproof paper...( it might be thinking, might as well take , then can cut into oil blotter size and slip it into my pink replica pouch and wala! Free and good. ) But, HENG AH! the oily thing isnt human.

Eh, ppl say yellowpages book also can leh ! Better still lor, that one easier to find, but dont know whether the 'it' house got or not, since too over cluttered with people. Maybe used as toilet paper ald, need to save money, stay in small house mah. But, hopefully, 'it' isnt a human. Eeks. still so oily. tsk, give me a minute, I need to go downstairs to my storeroom which is very big, need to search for yellow pages book to wipe away the oil and grease in my blog.


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Wah sibei no upbringing leh. Lucky us, we've got parents who taught us not to start saying factless stuff about ppl. I only said luckily, I never say 'too bad' you dont have. Luckily, we know what is self worth and pride, because to stoop down to 'its' level is demeaning ourselves. Over confidence. ( think overflowing of oil )

Like maybe trying to fit into a size 6 when you're a size 10. Like maybe, hysterically trying to bao ba zhang. tian ah, I dont know from where did I see a 3/4 top, and the wearer thought is bikini, so horrendous, it kills my eyes, luckily I still got my yellowpages to shield my eyes. You know, like those pui obiang colours, then match with that skin tone.. omg. it's simply fabulous.NOT.


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Sometimes, I really think, everything is about branding and packaging. Someone I knew who barks and heaves and bounce around in stupidity and immense oily confidence faintly reminds me of this little story.

Let me state for example.

1.Face lor. ( wah if very oily, got reflection, already rebounced liao)
2. boobs and butt ( imagine u're squeezing into a push up bra ) " heave heave heave ! SUck in that stomach!"
3. legs ( wooo, shorty legs right down to warty toes )
4. Hair ( why two separate layers ah. on top burnt and below nicer )
5. your makeup is cracking!!!!!!!!! Dont laugh! Cover your mouth
6. Lips ( blue blue black one. You smoker ah? how come other smokers not blue one leh )
7. wah, can breathe or not, in that top of yours. I think u're wearing 3 sizes too small.
8. I'm screaming , " i'm for free ! " no wonder ppl flock to me la. Free mah. Desirably, free.
9. No not the lashes. They're always fake. Yes, you told me yours is incredibly short!
10. Yes, dont mention my skin complexion is good again, i remember that!

the end of my short story.


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Les likes to play with cucumbers and what brinjals? And still what ah ? bananas? Wah healthy leh. How come someone had such good knowledge of stuff when I didnt even think about it?

Must have done a lot of research but couldnt find ANYone(straight/gay) to accept you?

I heard of one story that a cradle - snatcher ( means ppl who find even younger other-half ) got her well deserve when she got cheated because? .... of her desirability. At least ppl who some oily lardy monster described as ' ugly ' ( which of course the monster is covered up by fake oily lashes cannot see clearly) can marry to a 'odd jobber'. At least they're happily married. I see your eyesores accumulating on each eye, jealous siboh.

unlike some long kang monster whose body language and dressing screams, " I'm not a tranny, I m free! " aiya, No need to flaunt that desirability level. Anyone who is not blind can see those boobies that u're heaving up and tight ( very tight ) revealing dress that u're trying to show that u're available every single night.

But to decent ppl, no need for all these. Dress comfortably, in your own style ( dont think 'it' knows cuz whole day watch porn mah, must self satisfiy because no one else want to.. erm hmm.. *sigh so sad)

Those lesbians that was mentioned, always got calls from a fugly monster asking for programs, I wonder why did that monster think that all along those lesbians even want her around leh? So eyesore and stand out in the group. Ya, thanks for making their flawless complexion and lovely figure even better with its inproportionate stumpy body and oily greasy skin. Acting all high and > NOT desirable and hunting down innocent preys of EXfriends and took their virgin lips with her oily ones and now screaming murder/molest? No la, this is just an example of how much desirable and desirable ( NOT) can it/someone be. I faintly hear names about someone .. " eeee. u mean the oilpot? " some in hokkien, dont know how to write, but u-know-what-i-mean.


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--- eh , can someone teach me how to hula hula or not? I really want to learn that. Heng my body dont produce oil, not natural resource of where?? Brunei hah.. if not the hoop will never work on my body. To maybe someone out there, control your oil production, dont cause any more mishaps and stuff la. If no one left to teach u, consult a psychiatrist la. Heng ah, still got ppl to love me while I am fat. No need to list out one by one hor ? *winks.


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Anyway, coward monster refused to pick up calls from cute les and deleted that tagboard//I dont know why? Too much to say and hide behind your oil splattered screen than have the guts to come out and continue your defense story? By the way, u started everything first by deep frying my dear friend in your scalding pot of deep fryer ( of course with oil la) and then attacking everyone around her with your filthy pores... not shameful ah.
I think your friends in the list must be careful of you.

By the way, u're too superficial. Materialistic, always a wannabe, yearning for friends like how we are bonded together, insecure, lonely and the list goes on. Need a friend on those lonely weekend nights? Calling ppl for programs but everyone else has their own friends? Familiar? ( dont go chummy to your friends right now, showing and hoping for support, if she did that already, omg. she's so expected )

Hit a nail on its head? ya, Stop living in denial.

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All the previous times you can scold and bitch about ppl on ur filthy blog, even your own family ... and i'm sure this is the first time u're getting remarks back, not everyone can tolerate your shit.
WILL not be going to your blog anymore. I have to wear triple face masks and insect repellant while in there. *PHEW* Dont want to waste my money on worthless creatures. You can skip around in your slutty behaviour and absolutely disgusting false reputation that you are building for yourself. Live in that misery and believe that u're happy. Blog all u want because it just shows more of your weakness and humiliating yourself... one day, hopefully the karma gets to you for your lousy upbringing and your filthy mouth. you're such a hypocrite.
Good lucky ( NOT.)

For now, I'll still be using my u-zap.. :)
I am fat, I never say I am desirable and slim mah. aiyo, who is so thick + oily? skin to say herself that. ( but ppl definitely say that u're never pretty.. oops ssh. sorry it broke your heart , since that line came from guys ) Whether guys liked me or not, HAHAHA, that is SO DAMN HILARIOUS. I shouldn't boast. I'm very humble. .

You dont even know us. Stop acting like you've been around with us and understand how we feel, think and breathe. Nah, who are u man, not even worthy of anyone's time. u heard and understand?

Need to repeat again ?
You dont even know us. Stop acting like you've been around with us and understand how we feel, think and breathe.
Why do you keep thinking that you're accepted into the group. Cant you just wake up to the fact that no one wants you around, and you're just offering yourself to be in our company, yet now turning around and stabbing us?! you are such a oily inproportionate fat joke.

Be glad I actually bothered to pen something down for your sore-ISH eyes. and coffee, anyone?
Bring all your psp-s please. We can FRIEND FRIEND chat while we play.
At least we can afford one and are true friends .. LOL LOL LOL



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Disclaimer's notice : 'It' can refer to anyone. U should be that 'IT' if you can relate to much of my entry. WOOT!

Heh ? Let's not make it into a drama saga

Was it a case of someone backing off ?

Therefore my previous entry that was meant for the eyes of my target audience shall also be privatized.
Anyway, I am sure those who were willing to read /no choice, kena forced to read/ kpo, see my nick in my msn and went to read/ my FANS / lar-dish , had already read it.
So let's not pollute my blog any further.
Lar Lar Lar dish. yea?

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We had a coffee cum dinner session today.
Impromptu, as usual.
I had too much of the coffee-tea drink because, I am still very much bright awake at 4.20am.

Venue was at an established cafe.
I met up with the blooming stars, newly birthed from a very-private blog and we discussed about political on-goings and moral values. Worries are uncalled for, whatever said shall not be repeated. All's ended, whether there was even a wishful beginning or not.
Enjoyable session, visually, mentally and physically.
Except for a slight roach scare and rachael's very distracting xiao hong inside the cafe.

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Nonetheless, I'm glad to have friends.
Even though my friends have a tinge of bitchiness (a lot maybe) and gossipy, somehow we've gone through much more in the past that we've learn to cherish each other more.
No one's perfect.
Misunderstandings are inevitable, we quarrel,fight and forget.
Because we learn to accept each other's flaws, that's why we're friends.
However if the basic mutual respect has been violated, you'll end up losing friends.
It's already so difficult to find people that clicked, why chase away those that already formed years of friendship?

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I can safely say that I have a bunch of bitchy, irritating but lovable friends, how about you?


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Ok, out of point. But this is damn funny! Introduced by MissJ! Watch and laugh !

ok going to sleep now. So much for my immunity against caffeine.
How come it doesn't work on my mugging days?
Toodles!