To : the oil spill, the murderer of the duck, the culprit 'it' that came to my blog. Aww, How I wish I can tie you up and hang you upside down and drain u of oil before allowing you to stomp around so desirably. NOT.
picture taken from boston.com website
A misfortunate accident happened, and this is the result of oil spill.
I think some oily thing came and left its debris all over my blog. That 'it' dont even know how to save the earth and the animals. Poor passerby duck killed itself because the look of the 'it' was too horrendous. Errrrks. yucks.
* Give me a minute while i 'wipe' my blog. Too oily, I think this kind of oil have to be wiped away with special chemicals. Hopefully that oily ' thing ' isn't human,else it might need to change from using oil blotters to charkwayteow greaseproof paper.
Imagine, " Uncle, yi bao char kway teow, tapao, I want 10 layers of greaseproof paper EXTRA." Not add hums, but add layers of greaseproof paper...( it might be thinking, might as well take , then can cut into oil blotter size and slip it into my pink replica pouch and wala! Free and good. ) But, HENG AH! the oily thing isnt human.
Eh, ppl say yellowpages book also can leh ! Better still lor, that one easier to find, but dont know whether the 'it' house got or not, since too over cluttered with people. Maybe used as toilet paper ald, need to save money, stay in small house mah. But, hopefully, 'it' isnt a human. Eeks. still so oily. tsk, give me a minute, I need to go downstairs to my storeroom which is very big, need to search for yellow pages book to wipe away the oil and grease in my blog.
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Wah sibei no upbringing leh. Lucky us, we've got parents who taught us not to start saying factless stuff about ppl. I only said luckily, I never say 'too bad' you dont have. Luckily, we know what is self worth and pride, because to stoop down to 'its' level is demeaning ourselves. Over confidence. ( think overflowing of oil )
Like maybe trying to fit into a size 6 when you're a size 10. Like maybe, hysterically trying to bao ba zhang. tian ah, I dont know from where did I see a 3/4 top, and the wearer thought is bikini, so horrendous, it kills my eyes, luckily I still got my yellowpages to shield my eyes. You know, like those pui obiang colours, then match with that skin tone.. omg. it's simply fabulous.NOT.
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Sometimes, I really think, everything is about branding and packaging. Someone I knew who barks and heaves and bounce around in stupidity and immense oily confidence faintly reminds me of this little story.
Let me state for example.
1.Face lor. ( wah if very oily, got reflection, already rebounced liao)
2. boobs and butt ( imagine u're squeezing into a push up bra ) " heave heave heave ! SUck in that stomach!"
3. legs ( wooo, shorty legs right down to warty toes )
4. Hair ( why two separate layers ah. on top burnt and below nicer )
5. your makeup is cracking!!!!!!!!! Dont laugh! Cover your mouth
6. Lips ( blue blue black one. You smoker ah? how come other smokers not blue one leh )
7. wah, can breathe or not, in that top of yours. I think u're wearing 3 sizes too small.
8. I'm screaming , " i'm for free ! " no wonder ppl flock to me la. Free mah. Desirably, free.
9. No not the lashes. They're always fake. Yes, you told me yours is incredibly short!
10. Yes, dont mention my skin complexion is good again, i remember that!
the end of my short story.
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Les likes to play with cucumbers and what brinjals? And still what ah ? bananas? Wah healthy leh. How come someone had such good knowledge of stuff when I didnt even think about it?
Must have done a lot of research but couldnt find ANYone(straight/gay) to accept you?
I heard of one story that a cradle - snatcher ( means ppl who find even younger other-half ) got her well deserve when she got cheated because? .... of her desirability. At least ppl who some oily lardy monster described as ' ugly ' ( which of course the monster is covered up by fake oily lashes cannot see clearly) can marry to a 'odd jobber'. At least they're happily married. I see your eyesores accumulating on each eye, jealous siboh.
unlike some long kang monster whose body language and dressing screams, " I'm not a tranny, I m free! " aiya, No need to flaunt that desirability level. Anyone who is not blind can see those boobies that u're heaving up and tight ( very tight ) revealing dress that u're trying to show that u're available every single night.
But to decent ppl, no need for all these. Dress comfortably, in your own style ( dont think 'it' knows cuz whole day watch porn mah, must self satisfiy because no one else want to.. erm hmm.. *sigh so sad)
Those lesbians that was mentioned, always got calls from a fugly monster asking for programs, I wonder why did that monster think that all along those lesbians even want her around leh? So eyesore and stand out in the group. Ya, thanks for making their flawless complexion and lovely figure even better with its inproportionate stumpy body and oily greasy skin. Acting all high and > NOT desirable and hunting down innocent preys of EXfriends and took their virgin lips with her oily ones and now screaming murder/molest? No la, this is just an example of how much desirable and desirable ( NOT) can it/someone be. I faintly hear names about someone .. " eeee. u mean the oilpot? " some in hokkien, dont know how to write, but u-know-what-i-mean.
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--- eh , can someone teach me how to hula hula or not? I really want to learn that. Heng my body dont produce oil, not natural resource of where?? Brunei hah.. if not the hoop will never work on my body. To maybe someone out there, control your oil production, dont cause any more mishaps and stuff la. If no one left to teach u, consult a psychiatrist la. Heng ah, still got ppl to love me while I am fat. No need to list out one by one hor ? *winks.
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Anyway, coward monster refused to pick up calls from cute les and deleted that tagboard//I dont know why? Too much to say and hide behind your oil splattered screen than have the guts to come out and continue your defense story? By the way, u started everything first by deep frying my dear friend in your scalding pot of deep fryer ( of course with oil la) and then attacking everyone around her with your filthy pores... not shameful ah.
I think your friends in the list must be careful of you.
By the way, u're too superficial. Materialistic, always a wannabe, yearning for friends like how we are bonded together, insecure, lonely and the list goes on. Need a friend on those lonely weekend nights? Calling ppl for programs but everyone else has their own friends? Familiar? ( dont go chummy to your friends right now, showing and hoping for support, if she did that already, omg. she's so expected )
Hit a nail on its head? ya, Stop living in denial.
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All the previous times you can scold and bitch about ppl on ur filthy blog, even your own family ... and i'm sure this is the first time u're getting remarks back, not everyone can tolerate your shit.
WILL not be going to your blog anymore. I have to wear triple face masks and insect repellant while in there. *PHEW* Dont want to waste my money on worthless creatures. You can skip around in your slutty behaviour and absolutely disgusting false reputation that you are building for yourself. Live in that misery and believe that u're happy. Blog all u want because it just shows more of your weakness and humiliating yourself... one day, hopefully the karma gets to you for your lousy upbringing and your filthy mouth. you're such a hypocrite.
Good lucky ( NOT.)
For now, I'll still be using my u-zap.. :)
I am fat, I never say I am desirable and slim mah. aiyo, who is so thick + oily? skin to say herself that. ( but ppl definitely say that u're never pretty.. oops ssh. sorry it broke your heart , since that line came from guys ) Whether guys liked me or not, HAHAHA, that is SO DAMN HILARIOUS. I shouldn't boast. I'm very humble. .
You dont even know us. Stop acting like you've been around with us and understand how we feel, think and breathe. Nah, who are u man, not even worthy of anyone's time. u heard and understand?
Need to repeat again ?
You dont even know us. Stop acting like you've been around with us and understand how we feel, think and breathe.
Why do you keep thinking that you're accepted into the group. Cant you just wake up to the fact that no one wants you around, and you're just offering yourself to be in our company, yet now turning around and stabbing us?! you are such a oily inproportionate fat joke.
Be glad I actually bothered to pen something down for your sore-ISH eyes. and coffee, anyone?
Bring all your psp-s please. We can FRIEND FRIEND chat while we play.
At least we can afford one and are true friends .. LOL LOL LOL
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Disclaimer's notice : 'It' can refer to anyone. U should be that 'IT' if you can relate to much of my entry. WOOT!
picture taken from boston.com websiteA misfortunate accident happened, and this is the result of oil spill.
I think some oily thing came and left its debris all over my blog. That 'it' dont even know how to save the earth and the animals. Poor passerby duck killed itself because the look of the 'it' was too horrendous. Errrrks. yucks.
* Give me a minute while i 'wipe' my blog. Too oily, I think this kind of oil have to be wiped away with special chemicals. Hopefully that oily ' thing ' isn't human,else it might need to change from using oil blotters to charkwayteow greaseproof paper.
Imagine, " Uncle, yi bao char kway teow, tapao, I want 10 layers of greaseproof paper EXTRA." Not add hums, but add layers of greaseproof paper...( it might be thinking, might as well take , then can cut into oil blotter size and slip it into my pink replica pouch and wala! Free and good. ) But, HENG AH! the oily thing isnt human.
Eh, ppl say yellowpages book also can leh ! Better still lor, that one easier to find, but dont know whether the 'it' house got or not, since too over cluttered with people. Maybe used as toilet paper ald, need to save money, stay in small house mah. But, hopefully, 'it' isnt a human. Eeks. still so oily. tsk, give me a minute, I need to go downstairs to my storeroom which is very big, need to search for yellow pages book to wipe away the oil and grease in my blog.
----
Wah sibei no upbringing leh. Lucky us, we've got parents who taught us not to start saying factless stuff about ppl. I only said luckily, I never say 'too bad' you dont have. Luckily, we know what is self worth and pride, because to stoop down to 'its' level is demeaning ourselves. Over confidence. ( think overflowing of oil )
Like maybe trying to fit into a size 6 when you're a size 10. Like maybe, hysterically trying to bao ba zhang. tian ah, I dont know from where did I see a 3/4 top, and the wearer thought is bikini, so horrendous, it kills my eyes, luckily I still got my yellowpages to shield my eyes. You know, like those pui obiang colours, then match with that skin tone.. omg. it's simply fabulous.NOT.
----
Sometimes, I really think, everything is about branding and packaging. Someone I knew who barks and heaves and bounce around in stupidity and immense oily confidence faintly reminds me of this little story.
Let me state for example.
1.Face lor. ( wah if very oily, got reflection, already rebounced liao)
2. boobs and butt ( imagine u're squeezing into a push up bra ) " heave heave heave ! SUck in that stomach!"
3. legs ( wooo, shorty legs right down to warty toes )
4. Hair ( why two separate layers ah. on top burnt and below nicer )
5. your makeup is cracking!!!!!!!!! Dont laugh! Cover your mouth
6. Lips ( blue blue black one. You smoker ah? how come other smokers not blue one leh )
7. wah, can breathe or not, in that top of yours. I think u're wearing 3 sizes too small.
8. I'm screaming , " i'm for free ! " no wonder ppl flock to me la. Free mah. Desirably, free.
9. No not the lashes. They're always fake. Yes, you told me yours is incredibly short!
10. Yes, dont mention my skin complexion is good again, i remember that!
the end of my short story.
---
Les likes to play with cucumbers and what brinjals? And still what ah ? bananas? Wah healthy leh. How come someone had such good knowledge of stuff when I didnt even think about it?
Must have done a lot of research but couldnt find ANYone(straight/gay) to accept you?
I heard of one story that a cradle - snatcher ( means ppl who find even younger other-half ) got her well deserve when she got cheated because? .... of her desirability. At least ppl who some oily lardy monster described as ' ugly ' ( which of course the monster is covered up by fake oily lashes cannot see clearly) can marry to a 'odd jobber'. At least they're happily married. I see your eyesores accumulating on each eye, jealous siboh.
unlike some long kang monster whose body language and dressing screams, " I'm not a tranny, I m free! " aiya, No need to flaunt that desirability level. Anyone who is not blind can see those boobies that u're heaving up and tight ( very tight ) revealing dress that u're trying to show that u're available every single night.
But to decent ppl, no need for all these. Dress comfortably, in your own style ( dont think 'it' knows cuz whole day watch porn mah, must self satisfiy because no one else want to.. erm hmm.. *sigh so sad)
Those lesbians that was mentioned, always got calls from a fugly monster asking for programs, I wonder why did that monster think that all along those lesbians even want her around leh? So eyesore and stand out in the group. Ya, thanks for making their flawless complexion and lovely figure even better with its inproportionate stumpy body and oily greasy skin. Acting all high and > NOT desirable and hunting down innocent preys of EXfriends and took their virgin lips with her oily ones and now screaming murder/molest? No la, this is just an example of how much desirable and desirable ( NOT) can it/someone be. I faintly hear names about someone .. " eeee. u mean the oilpot? " some in hokkien, dont know how to write, but u-know-what-i-mean.
-----
--- eh , can someone teach me how to hula hula or not? I really want to learn that. Heng my body dont produce oil, not natural resource of where?? Brunei hah.. if not the hoop will never work on my body. To maybe someone out there, control your oil production, dont cause any more mishaps and stuff la. If no one left to teach u, consult a psychiatrist la. Heng ah, still got ppl to love me while I am fat. No need to list out one by one hor ? *winks.
-----
Anyway, coward monster refused to pick up calls from cute les and deleted that tagboard//I dont know why? Too much to say and hide behind your oil splattered screen than have the guts to come out and continue your defense story? By the way, u started everything first by deep frying my dear friend in your scalding pot of deep fryer ( of course with oil la) and then attacking everyone around her with your filthy pores... not shameful ah.
I think your friends in the list must be careful of you.
By the way, u're too superficial. Materialistic, always a wannabe, yearning for friends like how we are bonded together, insecure, lonely and the list goes on. Need a friend on those lonely weekend nights? Calling ppl for programs but everyone else has their own friends? Familiar? ( dont go chummy to your friends right now, showing and hoping for support, if she did that already, omg. she's so expected )
Hit a nail on its head? ya, Stop living in denial.
----
All the previous times you can scold and bitch about ppl on ur filthy blog, even your own family ... and i'm sure this is the first time u're getting remarks back, not everyone can tolerate your shit.
WILL not be going to your blog anymore. I have to wear triple face masks and insect repellant while in there. *PHEW* Dont want to waste my money on worthless creatures. You can skip around in your slutty behaviour and absolutely disgusting false reputation that you are building for yourself. Live in that misery and believe that u're happy. Blog all u want because it just shows more of your weakness and humiliating yourself... one day, hopefully the karma gets to you for your lousy upbringing and your filthy mouth. you're such a hypocrite.
Good lucky ( NOT.)
For now, I'll still be using my u-zap.. :)
I am fat, I never say I am desirable and slim mah. aiyo, who is so thick + oily? skin to say herself that. ( but ppl definitely say that u're never pretty.. oops ssh. sorry it broke your heart , since that line came from guys ) Whether guys liked me or not, HAHAHA, that is SO DAMN HILARIOUS. I shouldn't boast. I'm very humble. .
You dont even know us. Stop acting like you've been around with us and understand how we feel, think and breathe. Nah, who are u man, not even worthy of anyone's time. u heard and understand?
Need to repeat again ?
You dont even know us. Stop acting like you've been around with us and understand how we feel, think and breathe.
Why do you keep thinking that you're accepted into the group. Cant you just wake up to the fact that no one wants you around, and you're just offering yourself to be in our company, yet now turning around and stabbing us?! you are such a oily inproportionate fat joke.
Be glad I actually bothered to pen something down for your sore-ISH eyes. and coffee, anyone?
Bring all your psp-s please. We can FRIEND FRIEND chat while we play.
At least we can afford one and are true friends .. LOL LOL LOL
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Disclaimer's notice : 'It' can refer to anyone. U should be that 'IT' if you can relate to much of my entry. WOOT!
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